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MISTER MAO IS A TROPICAL ROADHOUSE SERVING UP GLOBAL CUISINE ...NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS. THERE ARE PREVELENT SOUTHEAST ASIAN, INDIAN, AND MEXICAN INFLUENCES, BUT WE ARE NOT A CHINESE RESTAURANT

cocktails

  • FIRST BLOOM

    $16

    gin, jasmine tea, rose water, toasted rice, elderflower, El Guapo Love Potion bitters

  • CRYSTAL BALL

    $16

    vodka, Lillet Rose, Combier, strawberry, coconut-ube air

  • MONKEY PAW

    $16

    bourbon, Fernet Branca, banana, orgeat, mint

  • ELOTE AGAVE

    $16

    tequila, Nixta, Aperol, Ancho Reyes Verde, lemon

  • LIFE'S A DRAG

    $16

    mezcal, coffee liqueur, Tempus Fugit creme de menthe, Xocolatl bitters, candy cigarette

  • UNCLE BUTTHEAD

    $15

    mezcal, amaro, lime

  • JOHN'S SECRET DRAGON LADY

    $15

    Malort, Benedictine, Combier, Velvet Falernum, saline

  • CULT CLASSIC

    $15

    frozen, rum, mango, yuzu, lime, Tajin spiced chamoy

DESSERT WINE

  • RARE WINE CO, MADEIRA

    $11

    nutty & tangy, vanilla, tamarind, cacao

  • QUINTA DO INFANTADO, TAWNPYO RT 10 YR

    $9

    dry fruits, hints of citrus

VIRGINS

  • MEXICAN COKE OR SPRITE

    $3.5

  • HIBISCUS MASALA LIMEADE

    $7

  • HOUSE TAMARIND SODA

    $7

  • ZERO PROOF MAI TAI

    $12

    Ritual n/a rum, orgeat, serrano, Lyre's n/a orange sec, lime

  • LYRE'S CLASSICO DRY SPARKLING

    $10

    Italian inspired n/a sparkling

  • ASAHI N/A BEER, JAPAN

    $8

    dry lager style

BEER

  • SINGHA, THAILAND

    $8

    lager, 5% ABV, 11 oz

  • MAHARAJA UNITED, INDIA

    $8

    pilsner, 5% ABV, 11 oz

  • MILLER HIGH LIFE

    $5

    pilsner, 4.6% ABV, 12 oz

  • CERVEZA ORIGINAL, TECATE

    $5

    lager, 4.5% ABV, 12 oz

AGAVE

  • CORRALEJO

    $12

    reposado I light honey, vanilla

  • BAHNEZ ESPADIN BARRIL

    $12

    mezcal I mild, floral, fruity

  • FORTALEZA

    $13

    blanco I citrus, buttery

  • CORRALEJO

    $12

    anejo I warm spice, complexity

SHOTS

  • HOODOO ESPRESSO MARTINI SHOOTER

    $10

    Cathead vodka and Fair Trade coffee

  • ALMON JOY

    $10

    rum, creme de cacao,, coconut, orgeat

  • HOUSE MADE FIREBALL

    $10

    Andrea's secret recipe

  • MAKE IT RAIN

    $25

    1.5 oz pour of all three

AMARO

  • NONINO, FRIULI

    $13

    sweet & spicy, honey, allspice, cocoa

  • CIOCIAROA, ABRUZZO

    $11

    smoky & floral, cola, clove, dandelion

  • CYNAR, TRENTINO

    $11

    bittersweet & vegetal, cinnamon, caramel, toffee

  • FERNET-BRANCA, MILAN

    $9

    herbal & smokey, myrhh, saffron, rhubarb

  • ST. AGRESTIS, BROOKLYN N.Y.

    $11

    minty & refreshing, spearmint, herbs, cane sugar

  • AVERNA, SICILY

    $12

    bittersweet & spicy, mocha, liquorice, rosemary

  • MONTENEGRO, PIEDMONT

    $10

    fruity & floral, rose petal, cherry, vanilla

BUBBLES

  • Torre Oria Cava Brut, Spain

    $12/40

  • 'Il Baffone', Vino Bianco Frizzante, Italy [orange wine}

    $14/56

  • Tenuta Macchiorola 'Tippi', Rose Petnat, Italy

    $16/64

  • Tribaut Schloesser, Champagne Brut, France

    $25/100

WHITE WINE

  • Mary Taylor, Cotes de Gascogne, White Blend, France

    $12/48

  • Portal da Calcada, Vinho Verde Alvarinho, Portugal

    $13/48

  • Donnafugata 'Anthilia', Cataratto Blend, Italy

    $13/52

  • Jenny & Francois 'Gaspard', Sauvignon Blanc, France

    $14/56

  • Azimut 'Brisat', Spain [orange wine]

    $15/60

  • Big Salt, Dry Riesling, Oregon

    $64

  • Kloof Street, Old Vine Chenin Blanc, South Africa

    $70

  • Mandirola 'Derthona', Timorasso, Italy

    $80

RED WINE

  • Evolucio, Blaufrankisch, Wienland, Austria

    $12/36

  • Argento Reserve, Malbec, Argentina

    $13/52

  • Maison Noir, O.P.P., Pinot Noir, Oregon

    $15/60

  • Le P'tit Paysan, Cabernet Sauvignon, California

    $16/64

  • Bura, Plavac Mali, Croatia

    $52

  • Cirelli, Montepulciano d'Abruzzo, Italy

    $65

  • Les Lunes, 'Cosmic', Red Blend [chilled}

    $75

  • Chateua Thivin, Gamay, C6te-de-Brouilly, France

    $90

  • Wonderland No 9, Cabernet Sauvignon, Napa, California 2020

    $110

  • Luigi Giordano, Nebbiolo, Barbaresco 'Montestefano' 2019, Italy

    $155

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